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靓妹:地方给人打工



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Post By:2017/11/15 14:19:59
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[color=#595959]都说这年头,朋友圈没有一个做微商的,都不好意思说自己用过微信。[/color]

[color=#595959]网上还流传着这么一句话:[/color] 
    [color=#3F3F3F][b]多年不联系的朋友突然加你的微信,不是发结婚请柬,不是给孩子投票,那应该就是做微商了。[/color][/b]

[color=#595959]这些年,微商的套路层出不穷,脑洞突破天际,你永远不知道,第二天醒来,朋友圈会多几个微商,就连我那些打字都不利索的三姑六婆,都开始卖面膜了。[/color]

[color=#595959]今天,就让我们来说说,这些年,微商玩过的套路。[/color]

[color=#621066][b]•  文案激励型[/b][/color]

[color=#595959]1、不要问我,跟我做代理,能挣多少,当你问这句话的时候,你的思想还停留在给别人打工的阶段,能挣多少,你得问你自己想挣多少![/color]

[color=#595959]2、女人,靠父母充其量是公主,靠老公最多是王妃,靠自己你才是真的女王![/color]

[color=#595959]3、[color=#3F3F3F][b]同样是玩手机,为什么我们可以赚钱而你不行![/b][/color][/color]

[color=#621066][b] •  炫富激励型[/b][/color]

[color=#595959]「做了一个月微商,全款提车,今天的我你爱答不理,明天的我你高攀不起!」[/color]

[color=#621066][b] •  身残志坚型[/b][/color] 
    [color=#621066][b]
[/b][/color] 
    [color=#595959]「微商的付出,超乎你的想象!」[/color]

[color=#621066][b] •全能型[/b][/color] 
       
    [color=#595959]「我家产品能护肝、胃、肾、脾,止咳、祛湿、防肿瘤,你在别的地方买得到吗?」[/color]

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[b][color=#621066]• 与众不同型[/color][/b] 
    [b]
[/b] 
    [color=#595959]「我们不仅能给你提供康熙同款,还能提供秦始皇同款!」[/color]

[img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[b][color=#621066]• 智商欠费型[/color][/b] 
    [b]
[/b] 
    [color=#595959]「微商都有微商银行了,你还在质疑微商?」[/color]

[img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img] 
    [img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[b][color=#621066]• 踩别人提高自己型[/color][/b] 
       
    [color=#595959]「淘宝的做不到的事,我做到了,看到这个,你还打算到淘宝买东西吗?」[/color] 
       
    [img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[b][color=#621066]• 秀收款图型[/color][/b]

[color=#595959]「我已经盈利十万,你还在一旁观望」[/color]

[img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img] 
       
    [color=#595959]「这个时候我们就十分地需要一个[color=#3F3F3F][b]微信转账图片生成器[/b]了[/color][/color]」

[img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[b][color=#621066]• 秀文化历史型[/color][/b]

[color=#595959]「我们微商的故事已经有电视剧了,你某宝有吗?」[/color] 
       
    [img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[b][color=#621066]• 价格优惠型[/color][/b] 
    [b]
[/b] 
    [color=#595959]「一样的厂家,一样的技术研发,他卖1000+,我只卖98~」[/color] 
    [img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[b][color=#621066]• 别人比你优秀型[/color][/b]

[color=#595959]「你十三岁时上初中,别人十三岁当总代!」[/color]

[img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[b][color=#621066]• 循循善诱型[/color][/b]

[color=#595959]「你觉得什么都贵,别人觉得你最便宜!」[/color] 
       
    [img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[b][color=#621066]• 名人名言型[/color][/b]

[color=#595959]「马云:今天做微商,明天买套房。」[/color]

[img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img] 
       
    [img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[color=#621066][b]• 蹭热点型[/b][/color]

[color=#595959]「微商!你不做已经有人在重视!」[/color]

[img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[b][color=#621066]• 反科学型[/color][/b]
 
    [b]
[/b] 
    [color=#595959]「没有我们做不到的,只有你想不到的!」[/color]

[img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img] 
       
    [img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img]

[b][color=#621066]• 上天型[/color][/b]
 
    [b]
[/b] 
    [color=#595959]「你愿意当我另一个地球的第一批居民吗?」[/color]

[img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img] 
     
    [color=#595959]看完这些,小编对微商界的朋友佩服的五体投地,看来没点脑洞还做不好微商。[/color] 
    [color=#595959]但话说回来,微商产品大多是三无产品,愿意买的人寥寥无几。[/color] 
    [color=#595959][b]所以微商一般都是上级骗下级,下级骗下下级,无限循环,原理与传销十分相似。[/color][/b] 
    [color=#595959]不过在微商界中,还有一些清流,比如一些卖自己手工作品的朋友。[/color] 
    [color=#595959]但大多人做微商的结果都是赔了感情还赚不到钱。[/color] 
    [color=#3F3F3F][b]这个世界从来就没有掉馅饼的好事,就算有,那你的脚下也会有个陷阱在等你。[/color][/b] 
    [color=#595959]希望各位朋友圈的微商能清醒清醒。[/color] 
    [color=#3F3F3F][b][color=#595959]苦海无涯,回头是岸呐![/color][/b][/color] 
    [img]data:image/gif;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVQImWNgYGBgAAAABQABh6FO1AAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==[/img] 
    [color=#595959]你的朋友圈里有些什么奇葩微商?[/color]

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